Microslobs: Some bitch-ass ate my lunch.

I've been dealing with computer problems all morning, have been stuck in meetings, and have been dealing with general worky bullshit. So, I get a moment to make my lunch. I go into the freezer to grab my frozen meal, only to find some fucker decided it'd be a great idea if they just helped themselves to it. I hope they choked on it. I really do.