The Inane IRC Conversation of the Day

I steped into the conversation way late, but Rychan was going on about some stupid crap she read regarding violence in video games. I saw her say this:
[Rychan] how about this part: "These are murder simulators. Manhunt has been called the video game equivalent of a snuff film. I am working with an Oakland, CA prosecutor in a murder trial in which the older gang members used GTA 3 to train teens to do carjackings and murders."

.. and I just lost it.

[ramp^work] "prosecutor in a murder trial in which the older gang members used GTA 3 to train teens to do carjackings and murders."
[ramp^work] HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[ramp^work] Oh shit, that's so unintentionally hilarious.
[ramp^work] I can just see older gang members sitting down the younger gang members in front of the TV
[ramp^work] "Ok, BG. First you walk up to da bitches ride. Then you hit the X button. Then you jack they shit. Hear?"
[ramp^work] "Now remember. The Kuruma is a good all around car to jack. It's got good speed and handling. The Cheetah is pretty dope, too. But it's hard to find. I like the Esparantos myself. That be the old school shit, ya hear.
[ramp^work] "Don't fuck with the black Sentinels. FBI biznatches be driving that shit, yo."
[ramp^work] oh wait.. it's the Y button to jack somebody's car isn't it..

Has GTA taught me nothing? I can't even car jack properly in real life.