Matrix Revolutions

.. was fucking terrible.

How the Wachowski not-really-Brothers-anymore ever managed to so massively fuck up what could have been a great trilogy, I have no idea, but after the first film, boy did it go to shit. I mean from the opening minutes of this film it was clear the depths of self-parody that this series had sunk into. Yeah, I know, welcome to last year, but hey, I'm not complaining about passing on seeing it in the theaters and just NetFlixing it instead.

Now I hear rumors of a 9 DVD set in the works. That means, what, 3 for the movies, 1 for Annimatrix, and then, what, 5 more to explain what the fuck is going on? Who the hell knows. The original movie's DVD pretty much blew the lid off of all of the movie's secrets, and the only really cool part of Reloaded and Revolutions combined was the car chase (filmed a couple of miles away from my old apartment). Everything else was pure CGI marathon masturbation.

Oh well, back to work.