I just got pwned by the vending machine.

I'm hungry, so I go to the vending machine. About the only thing I can eat that doesn't have approximately 5000 calories and an equal amount of fat are pretzels and beef jerky. The jerky was making me salivate so I bought it for $1.25 since it had friendly nutritional information (0.5g fat, 70 calories).

Here's where the pwnage comes in.

There's only 1 oz of jerky in there. One freakin' ounce.

Man, do I feel like a dumbass. I think I'm going to complain to our vendor now about paying $1.25 for an ounce of dried beef.